he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
We were driving to yogurt express by state and these girls mooned is while they passed us and we saw full vag complete with tampon string dangling.
i really wish james franco would like my vagina
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
I mean it's my life so what if i want to drink Molson from my sparkly shoes and not regret anything
I'd like to thank you fucktards for dumping the WHOLE box of Tricuits in my bed after I passed out.
MAYDAY. glass in foot, have crush on guy with mullet.life is over.
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
Super awkward that I just now realized I added no verb to the first statement about super hero porn. We were watching it, not making it. Clarity.
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
Bro, if we got a house, it'd basically be a revolving door for slightly overweight, but extra cute, sexually deviant girls with daddy issues.
If he doesn't give you the same feelings you get when the pizza guy arrives, he's probably not worth it.
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
The contents of my fridge consist of alcohol, Nuva ring, and cheesecake. I'm that girl.
I brought those bastards cookies so they can deal with my sex noise, fuck them and their roommate asses
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