Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
You were screaming at a bartender last night for not referring to you as god.
and apparently I tried to pay for beer with a tampon.
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
Even Lady Gaga hates Purdue
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
The nursing school interview showed me a picture of my passed out during your party. They asked if this was a frquent thing. I told them you drugged me.
Man, only now that I'm single is it painfully obvious that I have zero booty calls in waiting. This could be a cold winter
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
Sorry. Not doing life today. Love to. But can't.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
This electrician is just ripping my house apart and I'm too hungover to ask questions
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
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