I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
My mom is helping me re-arrange my room to make New Year's more hook-up friendly
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
I hooked up with a guy dressed as Wesley from the Princess Bride. I kept telling him what I wanted him to do and all he would say was "as you wish"
My underwear said "hard to get" on the butt. He laughed when he took them off.
if Anne Taylor knew what she did in her clothes, she'd be banned from the store.
oh come on, it's the perfect length summer dress to blow a stranger in the bathroom in
Our conversation concluded a weekly schedule of casual sex in between classes.
Found some boxer briefs on my patio table this morning surrounded by a case worth of empties. Starting to remember why I have rugburn and a sore asshole.
was I atleast graceful when I feel down that flight of stairs and broke my hand?
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
Mom just walked in on a bj. IT'S WHATEVER.
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