Those kids are glorified dude-bros. It's banal.
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Oh my god my life; so much cake and so little sex
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
You distracted them by dancing on the stripper pole, I ripped the flag off the wall, stuffed it in my pants and we were out.
Hey, hey, hey, hey. This is a hurriCAN.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
People said that when they tried to talk to me I answered that there was a glass around my head stopping me from answering them
you know, this Evan Williams whiskey isn't so bad when it's watered down a bit and you're home by yourself on a Saturday listening to Snoop Dog alone in your apartment without pants or any plans for your future...
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
Is it bad that I recognize every dick in your dic pic collection?
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
I call bullshit
Call it what ever you want I just need to figure out how to get permanent marker off my cock
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