So his roomate was eating breakfast when I was sneaking out. He's the guy I took home from jessicas wedding. I ended up eating coco puffs with him
Just another sign I need to get out of this town
just saw ex-bf. should he be more embarrassed to be a college dropout working at rite aid or should i be because i was buying newports and rembrant?
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just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Mark my words im gonna be the drunkest groomsman outta spite for him having his wedding on a gameday
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I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
maybe volvos are so family friendly and safe because they're extremely uncomfortable to get fucked on.
I haven't found him passed out in the living room covered in noodles for a while now so I guess he's getting better with the drinking.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
im just laying in bed, eating, getting fat, enjoying eating and getting fat, thinking about how i will probably have to get a fat boyfriend.
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Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Sometimes you've gotta crawl to stay concious
And I'm bringing my coffee cup of wine.
Called my house today and my 10 year old brother answered and asked if I was still in jail
Sorry my phone died. Obviously four o'clock in the morning is a good time to tell you this.
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
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