Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I could feel myself puking on my feet but it was so warm i didnt even care.
Bright side: maybe hell start being nice to you now that you know he has erectile dysfunction.
Its kind of weird knowing that im only seeing you that day to fuck in some woods
I drunk-cried for all conjoined twins everywhere the other day.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
This is literally engraved into my seat "Need crack?" And then there's a number. This isn't real.
Dollar Store pregnancy tests. For when you sorta wanta know.
They have marijuana tests too!
That's the ultimate walk-of-shame: running away from your own apartment and hiding in a McDonald's.
I've been wearing the same clothes for 3 days and they're covered in franzia
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
If you kill yourself you won't get to feel that feeling when you have a good shit in the morning. Arent you gonna miss that?
he's just got his life so together and it makes my pussy wet.
When I meet her I'm going to have to resist the urge of saying "hey! We're Eskimo sisters!"
You yelled at me about a fork.
You probably deserved it, I'm very territorial about my cutlery.
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