Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
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we left the bar for like 10 minutes last night and moved his car so it wouldnt get towed. neither of us have a clue where it is right now.
my little brother got his license today.. too early to ask him to DD?
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
I have no idea how to attract men with my personality anymore. He can't see my tits via facebook chat
He ended up walking out of his bedroom and told me to look at the nonexistent fire he was holding in his hand. Im upset I didn't take those shrooms.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Things were easy when he was just a penis. Now he's a penis with feelings.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
I woke up naked and you weren't here. What a relief.
We walked into the RA's room and he said "is that alcohol" and I screamed "IT'S WATER" and ran out and Vanessa slammed the door and started making out with him.
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