why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
So, how do I go about conveying: I'm sorry, yet very glad she is having my abortion. Via text msg?
dunno man, last I saw him he bet me he could eat more ranch the me, then ran off
So was I the only one that was competing in the whale hunt?
I will forever be haunted by the image of you hurrying to finish your Jimmy Johns sandwich in the Taco Bell drive thru so you could proceed to order $17 dollars worth of shitty Mexican food.
I did the mature thing and subtweeted that bitch. She follows me so she'll see.
Your boyfriend and I are bonding over your giant dick.
Wait.....I ate a raw potato lastnight.
You kept screaming, "Fuck her right in the personality" and then kissed a guy and slapped him across the face
All I can think about are the cheese it's on my desk at work this morning. Like are those apologetic cheese it's or does he seriously think he still has a shot..
i can do like, 15 pushups. 20 if i listen to dubstep.
I mean like, I missed 30 minutes of star wars to fuck you on Christmas so you must be worth something
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
I threw up in the bathtub last night like a decent human being.
Well, I have no idea where my underwear is, so yea I would say it was a good weekend.
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