Are u religion class? I'm on my way, I have cum in my hair. tell u later.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
he was so high, he talked to my goldfish for an hour telling him the dangers of overfeeding.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
I'm sorry the first time we hungout you had to witness me throw up in the ocean then army crawl to shore.
Where are you? This girl fell on a baby. She is just gone. Please Hurry
I'm hurrying
Dude. She just shit herself.
Haha, I gave you the rest of the cash I had on me and you bought 3 shots for yourself and beer for everybody except me FUCKFACE.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
Also, I don't know if it's the drugs I'm on or not, but I truly believe I was hypnotized last night listening to an audio book.
They have beer where we have blood.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
I didn't want to leave, I wanted to move into his ass
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
He’s only in town today and our afternoon sex sesh kept getting interrupted by the neighbor’s kid yelling and screaming in the pool
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