Ana's brother is visiting for the wknd. He came back to our place last night drunk to find me passed out naked it in the shower with the water still running. I was still drunk. We decided it was a good idea to have sex and sleep on the bathroom floor. Woke up this morning spooning and using my towel as a pillow.
Definitely just blazed with the housekeeper. That woman needs a raise
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
He was banging holes in the kitchen wall with pots. They tried to pull him away but only managed to pants him. He kept "drumming".
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just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
She said I looked exactly like my dad. Then she made out with me. Should I be questionable?
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
You know when you get a stripper pays your bail. You got good wood.
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you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
he just cleaned his wound with pinnacle whipped
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
I'm sitting in the car vaping at an elementary school to try and deal with the stress of existing. About how i thought being 30 would go for me tbh
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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