i never thought i'd have to say "please stop having sex on me"
wow.
yeah, it was that bad.
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
Plus she can make a mean sandwich! That's all I really need. Well that and foot jobs...
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You pointed at his crotch then made a thrusting motion. I think it's safe to say every guy at my college loves you.
He's pole dancing on a heat lamp.
WAIT U DIDN'T FEED THE SQUIRREL?
From the trajectory of the puke, I must have fallen off the top bunk while trying to vomit, due to the dented bucket, ruined carpet, and bruised dignity I now own.
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
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I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
There's a chance I told a cop that I was ready for him to strip I may have even taken some ones out of my purse and stuck them in his holster
People...there is no better feeling in the world than finding out via Google that your ex has a warrant out for his arrest. No better feeling.
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
Like an undercooked grilled cheese that got cold again. But hairy.
And there goes my desire for sandwiches. Forever.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
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