shouldn't i get a discount if shes pregnant?
There's a fat drunk walrus bitch here next to me and shes already puked and now falling on herself
OH FUCK NOW HER BOYFRIEND IS MAKING OUT WITH HER VOMIT HOLE
Sounds like a good blink 182 concert...
you need to do more things constructive for your career. like wearing pants more often.
I could give you a full detailed description of 75% of the penises in that room
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
Just saw two girls doing a walk of shame together. Slut bonding at it's best.
I found the other part of your tooth if you want to put it under your pillow
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
I was really disturbed by what initially appeared to be a dismembered head sitting beside you. Then I realized you were laying on her body.
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
ITS A JAGER BOTTLE. NOTHING CAN BE BAD IF ITS JAGER RELATED.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
Showed up to pick her up in my boxers. Lets just say im 2 for 2 with this new idea
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