Is it 'vaginas' or 'vaginae?'. Either way there were a shit ton of them.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
she said she'd get any tattoo I wanted ... so she's getting a large crossword puzzle as a tramp stamp. I'm the Einstein of doggy style
I pulled down his boxers and a 20 dollar bill fell out. I'm telling you, the blowjob fairy EXISTS
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
I found them on a couch next to the sidewalk screaming at cars with a megaphone. Kevin chased the mailman with a jello shot.
There's a really old guy here with a really young girl. I'm guessing he has to make choo choo train noises to get his dick in her mouth.
Quick question, when did I develop feelings, and how can I make them go away?
That's two questions.
when the washing machine is on all the beer bottles jiggle and clink against each other... "drink us drink us drink us"
I haven't had a normal poop since halloween, we are not mixing vodka and tequila ever again
RESPECT THE VODQUILA
The cop asked you after the breathalyzer what you think you blew and you very discreetly shouted "I'm pretty sure i blew Kyle on the way here "
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
I just bought spray paint, a T-shirt, and a box of magnum condoms. The cashier refused to make eye contact! Haha
I can barely operate my hands; what makes you think I can operate my dick
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