i just realized how high i was when i was screaming red light challenge at the top of my lungs and am watching it alone
what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
"Shots" has been nominated for a grammy. Now all of the US has sunken to our level...
how bad would it be if i made his twitter my home page?
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
My head feels like a nest made of hair and cum
Oh my god I forgot there were Band-Aids on my nipples
The difference in our lives is summed up perfectly in that you woke up next to a 6'4" guy with an accent and I woke up next to an unwrapped piece of string cheese.
WHEN JENDA BENDA THE DRAG QUEEN TELLS YOU TO RUN, YOU RUN, BITCH!!!
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
he was wearing a widestriped red gingham suit jacket with complete sincerity im not surprised she beat the shit out of him
Dude!! Who the fuck glued Cheetos to my couch? Bastards!!
Its like my group of friends and I are all dating and we're all just a bunch of Swingers, is that normal?
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