I denied three guys and puked everywhere because I love you.
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
My glasses are somewhere in your living room. Also, my underwear might be in your bathroom or on or around your porch. Sorry.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
No, this is a senior booty call. It cannot be ignored.
As i was laying there shouting that he dislocated my hip he actually reached his armed around and patted himself on the back
Question: trumpet bong. Can it work.
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
im In safeway buying a bottle of Ciroc in short shorts at 3:00 pm on a Monday, yeah I don't know either.
Just spilled a coffee mug full of scolding hot oatmeal on my bare dick. Hope you're having a good Friday night too.
When I type "sleep" my phone suggests "with Trevor". My phones an asshole.
Is someone on their way here yet? I'm way too tweaked to be here alone
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
Some guy is here to get laser hair removal on his balls. I hate my job.
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