I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
What a tease, dude. She's giving me emotional blue balls.
I'd just like to give a shout out to jesus and plan b for making this day possible.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
shes wearing an ankle tracker so she should be easy to find
I think the paper my teacher just handed back to me had one of his pubes on it, I'm way too hungover for this
During sex his mom asks from the other side of the door, "Do you like avocados?" Who doesn't like avocados?
She said she's different now I guess anytime you get a bible tatt it automatically cancels out all the whoring you did for 10 years
If they were bad they leave that night, if they were good they get a gold star, and if they were great they get invited back. Simple.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
I'm proud of all of us. Somehow we all survived another Jägerbomb Tuesday
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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