i just bought weed at the top of a mountain, best decision of our lives to go to school in colorado.
What's your middle initial? I need it for the census. I put us down as "unmarried partners."
Oh my god... you're gay. Ps, its A.
No no. According to the 2010 US Census, we're gay.
Well the nurse forgot to take all my stitches out, so my surgical tools are peroxide, kitchen scissors, fingernail clippers, a pocket knife, and 11 beers. Let's do this...
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
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I think I may be stoned foreverrrrrrrrr. The earth has been around for a long time.
when i saw his roomate the next night he kept openly referring to me as "the girl who orgasms loud" when he would try to get my attention
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I rocked my own world, he was just a prop.
And let me tell you, getting your ass waxed is the weirdest fucking experience.
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I need a "no soliciting" sign for your dick
Pretty sure I love my nipple piercing more than I'll love my children someday
I can't believe I'm coordinating a threesome at work. My productivity is at an all time low.
Who wakes up at 9 and says "let me send a pic of my dick to my ex gf"
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Ugh... The hoe gods giveth and the hoe gods taketh away.