There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
i love that you felt the need to clarify that you don't actually have drugs in your vagina.
Just don't have "pin the tail on the straight edge" as a party game... Please and thanks...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
If you haven't seen a huge black man in tiny red snowflake shorts that barely cover his dick, then you don't know what I'm going through.
Did you high five my face last night?
Yes. Yes I did.
He offered to take my unemployed self out for drinks, but I really just want him to buy me the Beyoncé album
I'm gonna take a crap in the portashitter like a civilized human being.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Is it bad form to spend company money and place an ad in the paper because I wanna nail the sales girl?
Weird, Jen didn't know mixers were solely for coloring purposes. Don't call me an alcoholic because you're uneducated
WTF I can't even get a boyfriend here and you're getting nudes from across the country
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
im in DESPERATE NEED OF A COMPANION RIGHT NOW I’M MOTHER FUCKING TRIPPING SOLID GOLD BALLS
Last night when we were having sex he put the condom on backwards the first time. While he was putting the second one on I blew up the first one, made it into a balloon and hit him in the head with it. I think we're over the honeymoon stage.
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