Hey man sorry I got all grabby
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
I can't be the first person ever who had to explain why her bottle of orange juice had a picture of a screwdriver drawn on it
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Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
Someone else needs to become the bad example in our group
But you wear shame so well
Between the walk of shame, bar fight, karaoke, injuries, number of bar check-ins, and variety/quantity of alcohols and Advil consumed, I'd say HookerFest 2012 was a raging success.
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At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
I STILL HAVE A HARD TIME DECIDING WHAT TO WEAR IN THE MORNING HOW WOULD IT BE POSSIBLE FOR ME TO PICK A PAIR OF PANTS AND GO OH ILL JUST WEAR THESE FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE
I should have listened to my dad and mean girls... If you have sex you'll get pregnant and die.
Dude, I have everything I need for meth here.
YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED TO MAKE METH IN OUR APARTMENT.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
I was taking a nap and she comes in wo/ pants, gets up on the bed and mounts my face while watching Weeds on Netflix. I'm okay with it, but at least let me wake up first.
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