Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I just got invited to go home with a married couple...
Katie Perry lied, you can't just wake up and shake the glitter off your clothes.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
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I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
So I am guessing last night was a success we are all accounted for and only 3 of us have hospital bracelets on
The cops knocked on our door just to ask us if we were really having a no-pants party.
I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
we are blowing up condoms and making balloons and we’re drunk on the floor. You could have come to school here
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
There should be a rule. If your dick is under 6 inches, you are not allowed to dress as Thor.
I'm drunk at 3:28
I'm jealous as shit at 3:34
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
DUDE. HOLY FUCK MY PRINCIPAL WAS JUST MY UBER DRIVER. I AM LITERALLY TRAUMATIZED. ANS DRUNK. HOLY FUCK OMG
You know that tattoo place next to Dallas? The naked sexy frog on my neck is proof that their "won't tattoo if drunk" sign is bullshit!
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