the last time I saw her she was leaving the mens bathroom and club rush with her dress inside out. typical tease.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Nah you can have him. There's too many men in my life right now. I can't handle another dick.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
There are work activities and non work activities and dunking my head in a bucket of ice water pulling it out and shotguning a beer is certainly not a work activity
yes he does come on. what guy wouldnt want his penis named after a dragon
I walked in on her just letting her nose bleed into her friend's hands
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
I know I don't have feelings for him because I feel completely ashamed every time after we have sex
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I was struggling morally, but once I let go, I came pretty hard.
I think my moral compass just broke
I’ve developed a strange interest in ear wax removal vids on YouTube. Dear god, I need to get a job
I’ve slept with a Senior, a Freshman and a Junior so far. I’m a Sophomore away from hitting for the cycle
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