Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i barfeds in our rink
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
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Only girl at that party wearing a fake beard and I STILL get laid...
I go to guys houses late at night, have a little fun, come back by dawn having made their life a little bit better. I am the official blow job fairy.
It's alright she couldn't hear you. Her legs were over her ears
look at his last status update. 3:41 a.m. "i love u and miss u already egg burrito. happy trails friend." OF COURSE HE SMOKES POT.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
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Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I have bruises all over my legs. Did I hit a car with my bike last night?
Im gonna go lick parts of my apartment. Good night and be ever vigilant, you never know when I'm coming to epoxy your hand to you nipple.
Interesting. All i can really say is humanoid shaped doritos bags melting very slowly
The sex was totally worth how awkward its gonna be for the next few weeks
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"