The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
Well I say she's a whore. All four of her kids have different last names.
BUT, one is Johnson and the other is Johnston. She gets some credit for that
He's yummy.
HE'S GAY. AND 40.
Irrelevant.
There is nothing more demoralizing than exchanging 150 dollar Christmas gifts with a girl your not sleeping with
Dude you're alone at a bar with a woman, and you're talking about my junk?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
It would be like a dance party with a dick inside you. I think that's what Ke$ha wants for the world.
I hope your fat roommate breaks the bunkbed and crushes you in your sleep
OMG IM A TIGER AND I LOVE ROARING
Oh man 11pm. That means it's time to take my shirt off an eat a brownie
I don't think stranger penis made your tonsils bleed
If you walk into a place and someone says "happy birthday" while handing you a shot. You. Take. It.
When you accidentally text the wrong guy for a dick pic and your surprised you get one In return. He just got on my "to do" list
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
Randomize
