my best friend tried to rape me with a pineapple
Its about making memories worth repressing
Woke up to sesame street reruns and a $62 pizza bill. Never again. I mean it this time.
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
it's gotten to the point where there are no existing good choices. even our good choices are bad choice by anyone's standards but ours.
Do you know what your brother wants for his birthday?
Yeah he said he wants a decent blowjob for a change.
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I'm just looking out for you.
i was in burrito mode and too drunk to move. no fucks were given. none.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
I cannot be with a girl who won't let me come home on my lunch break, eat spicy ranch and watch Breaking Bad without pants on. #lesbianproblems
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
Rarely does a man I fucked with upgrade from me
I feel like you're encouraging me to commit a felony.
I feel like you're wasting time.
OH GOD IT TASTES LIKE IT SMELLS
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