Where were you when I was single???
Still in diapers.
just saw a prosititute with a baby stroller...question is...if the baby wakes up is the blow job free?
I just googled dawgpound, shoulda seen that pornsite coming
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
I'm on a mission. But just to make out with him so his relationship collapses and he is single when I come back in April.
I had to explain the gravity bong to my mom. Right after she pointed out I have a lot of dicks on my floor at any given moment.
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
It's not an office Christmas party until your boss confesses his undying love for your boyfriend...
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
You helped blow my nose... Ok it's safe to say we are on a new level of relationship..
I had a flashback of using my sock as a napkin after we got taco bell
I woke up this morning to my panties draped around the neck of an empty bottle of bulleit. That is the perfect visual metaphor for my life at this juncture.
By talk things out did he mean have passionate angry sex?
You should've seen the look on the guys face when I demanded pho and a beer the second they opened. Obviously he doesn't understand hangovers
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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