Dude that chick in the corner just threw up
Hot
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
Hah, I lost the lenses in my glasses, didn't event notice til this morning... How was the meeting?
we walked around the neighborhood with caution tape tied around our foreheads, making indian noises. I might have disturbed a crime scene to make a native american headdress.
I got a second ticket last night for drunkly using my one call to order a pizza and get it delivered at the police station
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I just want to like fall into a pit of hot wings beside a keg of yingling and eat my way to freedom
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
Tbh.. I hope he still watches our sex tapes so he can be reminded of what he's missing out
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I'm not sure what happened last night but my dog has a red cup taped to his back with a little beer and a ping pong ball in it..
We invented a new game.
Dude \nSo embarrassed \nJust sent a snap to my boss john and noticed my vibrator was right beside me
Not only did I sleep with the guy but I think I may have called my work and quit to go work for him.
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