I just watched the quarterback of Purdue get shut down by a girl at a bar. not a good omen
I'm more concerned as to why he has a playlist entitled Dem Club Beats.
I dont know if he should be happy or mad about it but he's too big for a blow job.
Its official. Iv'e been kicked out of a bar in every state. I would like to take my job and travel time for allowing this to happen.
I really want to know why half of my kitchen floor is missing.
Odd question. Did you find a 20 in your boxers? I need it for gas.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Ya bro it was wild. Hey, is latex digestible?
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Now he's crying and asking for 'the cameras' to come out. The one cop is laughing
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I wish everyone could suck his dick. It was an honor.
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