Remember that sex scene from American Psycho?
Ya, why?
We should try that some time.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
Is it just me or do I always seem to have cum in my bellybutton?
i can't, i'm blowing bubbles in class and getting credit for it
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once the "do it" chant starts, any shot at an even remotely dignified party experience is dead.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
i left because you were standing at the top of the stairs throwing shot glasses and bottles full of alcohol at me and yelling JAGERBOMBS
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Ok- my dad's ex-wife's Irish nephew. Weird if we fuck or not?
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
...there was a woman in the stall next to me in the Walmart bathroom having a massive bowl movement and whispering "I'm sorry" over and over
Yeah, I've hit on priests at bars, too. Such a shame, there are a lot of hot men out there who've devoted themselves and their glorious genitalia to the Lord -_-
I had fresh baked oatmeal cookies, tacos AND was on deck to give a stellar blow job. You'd think that'd be a win/win/win situation.
I'm covered in glow paint and shame. I'm never leaving this country
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