So I just found panties on our kitchen floor that had a slit in the vagina section. Does that mean shes open for sex, or she has a penis?
i am sorry to ask, but i need y0ur honest opinion . when i turn sideways to someone, does my nose stick out like a beak ?
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
Just looked at my call log. I called Planned Parenthood at 3am.
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I woke up with spaghetti in my mouth
Why does my right nut always hang lower than my left nut?
I have surprise drugs for everyone
I may or may not have shit out a layer of my liver after that weekend.
How external is "for external use only"?
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I'm not driving across town for three thrusts and an excuse
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
Nothing says happy valentines day like waking up to a naked man you hooked up with taking a walk of shame
Who's the easier target... Bandages on the knees, tramp stamp, or bra showing? Not in the mood to work for it tonight.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.