this guy jus got head in a gas station bathroom from this fat chick with one leg
gross dude. was the guy blacked out drunk or something?
yeah and it only cost me 6 dollars
I just made a moltov cocktail out of lubricant and a christmas bulb. The fire is still going strong. MERRY CHRISTMAS
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
It's kind of hard to say bye to you when you fall asleep on the bar..
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I honestly don't know if ill make it through the next two hours. The hangover is strong with this one.
The number of males in the usa getting circumsized are decreasing. Keep this in mind when we become cougars
Things are very odd on my 29th hour of being awake. Thought there was a bird in my lecture hall and it was just a girl putting up her hair. What even
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
If it makes you feel any better, I'm eating a block of cheese...
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Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
Hey kevin, it's Ashlee. I have been trying to get ahold of you. Your pledge gave me your number. I really wanted to apologize for shitting in your car I'll buy new upholstery or pay to have it shampooed if needed. I'm so embarrassed.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Guys I ate pizza off the fucking ground of the cab. I am the worst type of person
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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