This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
pedialite and red bull = repair kit
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
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1 I really miss college walks of shame 2 I think I may have killed this girls cat
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Nothing says "future AA member" like bonging 40's out of a plastic flamingo.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
About to throw up, bathroom line up, Bro sees me. Yells, 'PUKER GET OUT OF WAY' THEY ALL PARTED WAY THREW ME INTO A STALL AND CHEERED AS I THREW UP INTO THE TOILET. we are going back
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His penis looked like how I would imagine Satan's pinky finger.
If I die here, tell my vagina and my cats that I'm sorry.
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
If I stopped mid-sex because the guy was hung like a light switch, it doesn't count, does it? Like the five second rule.
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I must be really high or they really did just bring me a banana split instead of a burger
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