I like how you refer to peeing in the car as "super cute"
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
she read insantiy as in-nast-tit-ty and asked what the hell does that mean...
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
Tell your friends I said hi and that if they touch your penis I'll cut off their hands.
It got messy; I did a shot of seamonkeys.
The best part about being single is knowing how much everyone secretly creeps behind their gf/bfs back. You wouldn't believe..Have a great date night!
In a bar surrounded by couples hooking up. I'm just staring at one. Not drunk enough. Come save me.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
there's an entire drinking game devoted to nobody liking her face
You also proposed and then tried to jack me off
I may watch porn and eat a baked potato covered in chili in bed
So was this before or after he cried about trump?
After
Came out of blackout state to the curtains torn down & the headboard laid on top of him. & yes he was still breathing
I think the heterosexuals across the hall are negotiating about breeding. How do I figure out which one is against it and back them up?
Randomize