i think my mom watched the whole time
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
he conducted the entire waffle house into singing the song Oklahoma. He was wasted.
Ok cool. Ill pick up liquor because, well let's be honest, we don't need an excuse anymore.
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Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
just lying in bed drinking beer with a straw waiting for motivation. why?
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
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I just found my lube on the ground next to my bed. I would pay money to find out what the fuck happened that night.
FINE YOU CAN EAT HOT WINGS WHILE WE HAVE SEX
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
So I bought that bathing suit yesterday and got buyers remorse so I returned it today and then stole it. Win win.
I'm only coming over if you have cocaine or a snickers bar
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