i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Sorry about teling your dad i'd have sex with him last night in front of your mom while i was drunk
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
After you took the handle off the bathroom door I had to coach the Scottish guy sitting on the toilet, throwing up in his own lap, how to put his pants back on. Yes, I think he won the drinking game.
u kept pointing at random guys and making quacking or mooing sounds.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I'm worried my skin won't stretch enough to handle this boner. Then what?
Not my man #1 and if he likes it then he should put a title on it. Till then the gates of hell. Aka my vagina are open for entrance.
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
GET OVER HERE. HOTTIE ALERT
^^^This is why you should have charged your phone prior to going out.
Drunk me obviously wants to fuck up my life
It's like I have an arch nemesis, and it's me
Yes. That was the exact moment of my conscience clicking into instant high alert.
Apparently I filled my purse with chicken nuggets and told my mom I was a "sexual squirrel."
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
I know him enough to fuck him but not enough to give him advice.
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