So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
K got coke dick during a threesome with two strippers. Say no to drugs.
We saw some woman wearing leather pants. It was weird. We have decided to follow her on her travels to see where people go in leather pants in Michigan.
Watching Miami Social reminded me of how much I miss snorting coke with burger king straws in a life guard hut on the beach until we noticed someone was drowning.
Did you save them?
Who?
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
Don't park in the garage. I installed a stripper pole while drunk and it's kinda in the way
He got 20 stiches.. Who knew so much damage could come from a single shopping cart.
And when he pulled me off the bathroom floor, he just looked at the cat litter stuck to my chin and said "oh sweetie" and shook his head. I think my dad's officially given up hope.
I'm gonna have to fantasize about her dying just to get off.
Gosh, I don't even have that. Let alone someone to tie me up and whip me with Twizzlers.
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
Come on in and take your pants off
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