Don't you send me to vm
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
I think he's hit rock bottom. You know it's a low point in life when you cry because you weren't invited to sit in a box car and watch porn with two other straight dudes.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
Yeah, so, that moment when the repair guy comes in and you see your cock ring on the counter one second before he does.
I was just thinking about all the dick I could catch while I am home. But then I realized I am too lazy to get out of my pjs and leave my cat.
I have already put on my inside pants.
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
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