There is a man walking 2 goats through the city.
Bonus: only one of them was on a leash.
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
omg. don't know how to spell his name, but hot new zealand guy's dick is magic
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
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Just wondering did you put mouse traps and brownies on my porch?
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
OH MY GOD DO YOU REMEMBER WISHBONE? DO YOU REMEMBER THAT LITTLE BITCH? WHAT'S THE STORY WISHBONE
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I just found a piece of glass in my ear from Saturday.
He got naked and made a run for the door so I had to stop him.
Well I'll be shitfaced all day the 4th in honor of this great nation... but I'm down for drunken camping/nature fucking on the 5th
I lost all interest the day she banged that guy in the Amazon parking lot. That's a special kinda whore.
I better get weekly incoherent text messages or I will assume something is wrong.
I just woke up on the floor with an empty handle in one hand and a piece of my ceiling in the other. #classy
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