if you don't go to jail tommorow I'll buy you a 40. Motivation.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
I reached in my backpack to pull out my laptop. I found my bottle of Jack and 2 bottles of Coke. It's going to be a good class.
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
Slugs feel like vagina... thought you would want to know
I heard that if you win you get to have sex with me. You guys really need to stop wagering my vagina.
there's a guy looking for his pants in my room, is he yours?
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
okcupid is pretty much insisting i hook up with this chick who looks like andy milonakis.
I just walked through the door and she ran up to me, hugged me, unzipped my pants and immediately started sucking my dick. Good day.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
Let the clothes fall where they may.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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