I see my mary-anne walkin' awa-y-y! Bow Nahw now new, ne ne ne ne ne, ne ne nehw, ne ne new new Nah dan ah bwawn-now, ba bwan'll buh dada bwiddly doo.
That was supposed to be me air guitaring the solo from More than A Feeling
Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My right nipple has been called many things but never a ghost pig
he's chasing his jose cuervo with hot tub water
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you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
There's a girl in my class named "La-a" pronouced "Luh Dash uh" I hate everyone
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I'm microwaving a frozen bottle of Two Buck Chuck while watching The Proposal with my housemate. I'm not sure what success is like, but I'm fairly confident this isn't it.
I'm at some strange place in what feels like Mexico, high and getting tacos.
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Today's goal is to get out of bed, before I take a shit. This might be hard
Pass or fail tho
Does it still count as a valentine if it's drunk phone sex at 3 in the morning
but I'm still not sure how you became more and more fluent in Spanish the drunker you got
when I called the strip club they said there was a note with my credit card. "girl who punched guy in throat" fuck daytona
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
We're like a married couple, but we only have sex on college holidays and other people's birthdays.
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