i'm watching the fashion show on bravo
you're cheating on project runway?
if you can't score coke, you buy crack.
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
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Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
The window painters skipped us. They didn't know what to do with the giant SMOKE WEED in the window. So they just skipped it.
After last night I think its official. Deep down, we like alcohol more than we like women.
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A man in a black on black escalade pulled up next to me, and told me he was sent to pick me up by you.
His name is Tyreece. He will take you to the weed emporium, population me.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
The thought "Ummm which pants am I wearing? ...I *am* wearing pants, right?" just ran through my head. I'm done. So done.
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
All right, sex is off the menu for you. Now you just get friendship. So I can spend marginally less time being annoyed by you.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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