I must be too annoying 4 u.
so craigslist just dropped their "erotic services" ads. there goes our livelyhood
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
i am fully taking advantage of taking advantage of him
question. what would be the least awkward way to ask your one night stand if he came inside of you because you would really prefer not to have his illegitimate lovechild. hypothetically.
have u ever looked at the reflection of the water n watched the poop come out of u?
why can't you just be normal
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
It was worth having to clean the cum stains out of the carpet.
He's married, a coworker, and a smoker. not sure which personal rule broken i'm most ashamed of...
I mean this holiday was built on cheap beer, shitty whisky, and processed meat... and I fully plan to honor that
I think mom knows I'm drunk I put a full blown balloon in the fridge.
you really need to remember next time not to write your name and phone number on the paper its wrapped in.
But what if it got lost?
its illegal. you dont want people to contact you if they find it.
Just used my eyelash curler to open a bottle of cider...
It's situations like these that make me climb out of windows
I hooked up with a sophomore, passed out at midnight, and apparently drunkenly peed on Nicole's wedding invitation
Randomize
