You guys were grinding to YMCA. I knew you were going to hook up with him.
Just did lines off a tackle box. Love Montana.
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
she was pretty happy for someone in the middle of a herpes outbreak, how was i supposed to know?
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She just ended a sentence with "and he doesn't even mind my herpes..."
he rubbed his balls on my face to wake me up.. this friends with benefits thing is getting out of hand.
Just lifeguarded a kid's party hungover so I could afford to go out drinking tonight. Circle of life shit goin on here.
He used the phrase "no problemo" in a sext. It's over.
i just had to pick up my 18 year old cousin from the police station for hosting a party, and i had to do this stoned wow
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i projectile vomited shoeless at 7:30 a.m. in a taco bell parking lot. never again.
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Btw, you owe me. One (1) orgasm.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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