Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
his prince albert piercing just severely cut the roof of my mouth. can you pick me up at the hospital if he drops me off?
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
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mom came into my room and asked to borrow some condoms. We have gotten to the point where it's not awkward anymore.
This girl can open a bottle without using her hands and she's 21. She meets my standards
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
I don't know. Sometimes you can be a wild card with your emotions. Mostly the emotion known as anger.
He has a burner phone just to send dick pics. It's revolutionary
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I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
FUCK WHALES
Say whatever the fuck you want about me, but leave my deceased cat out of it.
Went to the party dressed like a Cougar and brought a twenty something dressed as Micheal Phelps home. So far I’m loving being divorced. :-)
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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