you definitely have a few illegitimate kids
probs. Not too worried about it though. MOst girls are too embarrassed that they let me into their pants that they'll never admit its mine
am i the only one who has tried sucking their own cock????
i had a headache and asked the kid next to me for aspirin. he gave me esctacy instead. gotta love college.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
She just looked at him and said "I'm gonna fuck that" and it totally worked.
my bowl and the doses are under your mom's passenger seat
repeat: THERE IS LSD AND THC IN YOUR MOM'S CAR. HELP ME HELP US AVOID FELONIES
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Life is when you're laying naked in bed, eating Double Stuff Oreos with your boyfriend, blazed as fuck. Happy 4/20.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
I thought I came here to hook up, not for a Study Abroad 101 session
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
Was that you calling me at 4am asking to borrow a rubber ducky and a tampon?
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