is it true that cum stays in you for 7 years?
that's gum
I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
If someone cant be won over with guacomole and tequila they are not worth your time.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
I was actually high enough at that point that I was just casually following your glowing footsteps like in Avatar while we ran from the cops.
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
at one point i was feeding a guy sour cream chips and he made me make the "choo choo" noise as they were going in. \ni feel so much closer to him now.\n
You can't possibly imagine how much I miss you. At least I'll always have that hidden folder in my computer.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
I took her to the bar and boom. All of my past slump busters were there. Shes cool enough to know what that means and said she was afraid they'd eat her so we left.
He never answered about passing his structures test no matter how I asked him. He did send a text saying that he would be "pouring alcohol into his head and balls" so I'm guessing he has to retake the whole class.
He literally named all the parts of the vagina as he fingered me. No more pre-med virgins.
The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
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