Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
She def said "you had your chance!" after telling me she had a boyfriend. Like a pile of dogshit lecturing me on how I missed out on having itself stuck to the bottom of my shoe.
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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Hurry up. We're trading phones to prevent drunk texting.
For future reference, the words 'big' and 'problem' should be used sparingly with a person whom you have recently had copious amounts of unprotected sex
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I am definitely the only sober one on this train. And the only one not wearing a business suit. Wow, Monday Korea.
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The only thing I regret was that he was wearing a scarf when we made out.
Found a grenade pin. Still no Dave.
You fell asleep standing up against the shower wall
Let's ride this possibly pregnant train together
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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