So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
words of advice: black light parties reveal cum stained clothing.
Tomorrow will not be complet unless someone eats me out. Just sayin
This is a mass text: my birthday is tomorrow, and I want a full day of birthday sex. Send me your availabities. Time slots begin at noon
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
Do you think he feels stupid trying to bang girls with his small penis? I'd be embarrassed.
How bad would it be if I wore out the dress we got peed on in. You're the only one who knows.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I may not be his cup of tea, but I bet I'm his 10th shot of tequila
I woke up and there was pizza slices on the fucking walls of my room
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Julius Caesar had a huge penis
WTF are you reading?
Ha ha! No, the guy in the Caesar costume last night. We hooked up. His dick was huge
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