As heartfelt as your proposal was- I will NOT marry for money- especially to someone who still owes me $700. You r officially pathetic!!
I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
I think i peed on brittanys purse
a guy in a toll booth on I-90 told me to fuck off for not being a red sox fan. i am going to miss massachusetts very much.
Everytime I sleep with him he gives me another hint to what his tattoo means. I'm like a slutty Nancy Drew.
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
got extra credit for showing up to class before a holiday. it hit me 5 minutes later that she meant easter....
You gave me your shirt to use as a napkin every time I spilled beer on myself. Before we went to the bar.
So yes we had an orgy last night and I sucked your tits while you fucked my husband but I am weird about sharing my toothbrush.
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
They asked me my level of pain at the hospital and I told them I called my ex 6 times
I love how encouraging you are, but I need you to stop me when the guy I'm going home with is a dead ringer for Nick Cage.
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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