I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
sometimes i just want to live alone. my roommate keeps looking at me weird like hes never seen a girl eat plain salt before
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
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I'm eating tomato paste and drinking banana juice that is expired. Can we please get groceries tonight?
Watching the gap toothed girl get more ass than me is almost devastating.
I feel like there should be a database and you screen your boyfriend's scrotum and all the fucked up shit they've done goes on file.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
she opened a can of olives, drained the juice and poured ranch dressing in. oh and 'croutons' (saltines) on top...
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currently working on a look that screams, "I'm dead inside, but still trying to enjoy the ride"
I'm making myself the patron saint of bisexuality
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
why is there a dog in my house with your initials shaved in it's fur?
dude, i just woke up in a house i've never seen. i have bigger problems
I was informed this morning that I took all my clothes off and ran around the whole apartment complex. Being as they just moved in, welcome to the neighborhood.
Let's take a shot for every time we've said "I don't want to get that drunk tonight"
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