I mean a good dj is a huge turn on
All time low... just gave a strip tease to the theme song from Law&Order SVU.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
if you count grabbing my crotch as an introduction then yeah i got a couple of those tonight
I cant believe you went home with her.. Your poor immune system and the shit you put it through.
Sounds good. Stay safe. I'm kind of drunk in a Food 4 Less right now and I'm having the time of my life.
Well... first you killed the girls goldfish, then you shoved her face in your armpit, made her cry, got kicked out, ate your cigarettes, and passed out in her driveway. Pretty successful night if you ask me
Blackout me just wants to pee on sober me's dreams. Literally.
You'd be proud! I didn't lose my id this time... It got confiscated
he can suck his own dick, i cant compete with that
I'm sitting here listening to fat joe and doing kegels I have given up
sex on acid sucks though, i want to connect with the universe not your dick.
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
I feel asleep with my contacts in, with my arms wrapped around a bottle of vodka. Also... Do we have class today?
He was married to his college girlfriend for 20 years. Just give him the blow job he’s been fantasizing about since last century and he’ll be wrapped around your little finger
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