The solution to mudbutt is never ever Clorox wipes. It stings soooooooo bad.
that girl looks like she smells like hot dog water...
today is like waiting for pizza day in elementary school, but with sex added
He wanted to feed hamburgers to the homeless... as a first date... who the fuck is this kid
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
They had their heads out of the car singing the wrong words to the national anthem as we drove through traffic of people leaving the fireworks. AMURICA
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
Yeah, he hid all the toilet paper and took a video of me looking for it before I shit my pants. Definitely playing that clip at our wedding.
I think my FWB just broke up with me and i don't know how I feel about that
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
Please tell me im imagining that i claimed that i was king of the ducks.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
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