thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
she told me she sucks everyone's dick but mine because mine is too big and "hard to suck" i need to reevaluate the girls i fall in love with.
I've never heard a "this is the reason why i dont suck your cock" explanation go in that direction
Just saw the hottest 4 garbage men ever. They should make a calendar
That's science, my friend. Boner science.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
My goal tonight is to get arrested because what cop can say they have ever arrested a giant sperm before. God I love halloween
Remember when I said "no boyfriend, no problems"? I lied. Tequila. Tequila is a problem.
He said the first movie he ever jerked off to was Titanic because he knew "they were totally doing it in that car."
I can always see lesbian subplot. It's my hero ability.
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
He got naked after doing the Ice Water Challenge and it was still enormous. So, yeah, I stayed over.
I think if I send him enough nudes, he will buy my plane ticket.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
Randomize
