If your still trying to figure out the moment I stopped caring; it was the point in which you said "I really wasn't sure whose baby it was"
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
i wish that i had sketchier friends so that it would be easier to get drugs
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
Apparently I was holding on to a pizza crust for hours last night.
czant get you from the arport. sry i found the rum. dan sucks at rumpong jusrt so yo knoqw.
From scraping the remnants from a coke bag at a lingerie party to meeting with an 80 year old man to discuss civil rights all in under 12 hours bizarrely feels like the epitome of my life
I don't remember much of last night. But I woke up with very apologetic texts from him this morning so apparently I didn't get laid. Which is stupid.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
He said I have a comfortable vagina. What does that even mean?
I woke up in a beaver hat and contruction vest.. I need answers.
We left him in some bushes a few blocks down toward campus. Did he find his way home?
I came home in someone else's underwear this morning
Atleast you got a souvenir
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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