Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
The EMTs said they would give me as many blankets as I wanted if I didn't pee in the ambulance. They even turned on the sirens.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
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He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Recycling my beer bottles from breakfast counts for earth day, right?
He just snapchatted me a picture of his cock. The angle makes it look like a freakin skyscraper. Thinking of photoshopping a little monkey on it.
The best of us have puked in our office garbage cans. I just hope yours wasn't the metal mesh kind...and bagless like mine. Rock n roll office manager.
In my dream, you became a famous tap-dancer. Congratulations.
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I'm finally in my bed, my pants are off, and there's no pee on my carpet this is the best life has been all day
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
It turned from Netflix and chill to cringeworthy YouTube videos and chill. At least he's honest.
a girl walked up to me and asked if you were my brother. she shook her head and said 'im so sorry' when i said yes. what did you fucking do????????
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
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