Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
went for icecream. accidentally deepthroated it. my mom gave me a dirty look, but the kid behind the counter looked impressed
So you used a whole package of smoked meat last night. Didn't eat it, just took it out and put it all over the fridge.
apparently i saved myself a memo last night titled "cake" and all it says is "i love it so much"
All I want is tacobeell and your body
that's my favorite sentence you've ever said.
Well I could just do a roadtrip and hit them all. Slut tour 2012.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
You better be making out with him cause we're sitting here with this awkward british girl watching videos of goats singing maroon five
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
He left a full handprint on my ass. He called it a "five-star review."
I woke up with a captain's hat on my desk.
I woke up at her place in a kids bed hearing Sesame Street. She doesn't have kids!
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