even a "fuck you" would be nice at this point.
my little brother just caught me blowing my step cousin in the lobby bathroom at our family reunion
there has got to be a maximum amount of semen a person can take in before they get some kind of poisoning.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
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I just explained it as we hate everyone in the world more then we hate each other. Thus making us friends. Plus we drink...a lot
I think drinking is the foundation of our friendship
its before 9am and ive already had to dip my dick and balls in a glass of milk. probably isnt a good sign for how today is going to go.
The shit I just took was four, very distinct colors. Jager night was a success
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
Also I played a weird game of chicken in the ladies room at work between myself the person pooping 2 stalls over and a very determined maintenance man.
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I just had the worst experience of my life, my grandma found my condoms.
I'll send you pictures of my nipples so you don't feel left out.
Shia LaBeouf arrested in austin for public intoxication. JUST DO IT
The hat, the beard, the hard posing - like who does he think he is?
A bag of dicks
That's dating life
i just called dibs on the taxi driver at the bar that isnt drinking. im a grown up
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
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