happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
At what point last night did I start ordering doubles?
Right after we had the just friends talk..
She washed lettuce and peppers in the shower and proceeded to make a salad
her idea of "friends with benefits" is her doing my laundry. i'm cool with it.
Well, a cop just pulled up. This could go either way.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
We're doing it in the traditional way of discussing why we dislike each other while sharing a bowl. Just like the natives do.
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
Even dream me is a champ at smoking weed
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
His dad gives me dirty looks whenever I come over though. I think it's because I eat his food and have sex with his son.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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