Should I go home with him even though I know my Run DMC undies have skid marks on them?
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
I wish they had a home preganacy test, but for STDs
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
I feel like we're taking advantage of the fact that our R.A has cerebal palsey.
I feel like a fucking princess. Like an heiress of a kingdom of drugs.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Nothing will stop me from making the title of my paper "The Great Political Cock Block." Absolutely nothing.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Just took an Adderall with Pedialyte so I think that's a valid answer to "how are you doing"
And don't worry, I have a great track record of rallying after a casual midday blackout.
I remember being like "I can't hold both of you guy's hair back!" so I put headbands on each of you
I'm worried about us. We are almost 30 and we still drink jaeger bombs till we black out. Wait, no I'm not. I'm excited about us.
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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