He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
just landed in detroit. Currently holding a bag of my own vomit. neighbor told me it was the most graceful vom she has ever seen. Kicking off bar exam week in style.
Passed out on her toilet. Dog licked my face to wake me. Awkward talk with her boyfriend, who hadn't been home last night. Not sure exactly what town I'm in, but I'm south. Will call for ride when I figure it out.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Her dog trainer Fuck buddy is over here again. She sounds like a squeaky toy and he talks to her like he talks to the dog. I CAN HEAR EVERYTHING!!!
I HAVE to find her. I've got a pretty decent pic of her footprint on my headboard. Wonder if I can get one of the podiatry majors to help?
Who's the naked guy asleep in your car?
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
Sigh. I haven't seen a dick since August 22nd. And in case you forgot, it's January.
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
I just got the high sucked out of me. Fuck.
My life is a random series of events connected only by bottles of Seagram's 7
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
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